Life in Wartime
The alien forces invaded today in their battle helmets and day-glo yellow uniforms, making a fearsome noise with their war cry of "Ruh roh!" (English translation: "Railroad!") shouted at approaching trains. Rather than the traditional rectangular flag, they planted their surprisingly dainty pink streamers to mark the territory as their own. It looks like it's going to be a long siege. I think i'll watch "London Can Take It" tonight to bolster my courage.